TITLE: TOUGH ENOUGH FINALE! Author: Ryan Davis Category: WWE, WWE Tough Enough, Reviews, Ryan Davis Date: August 29, 2015 |
It's the final episode of Season 6 of Tough Enough! I haven't been too interested in this show since my boy, Patrick was eliminated in week 5, but I've invested some time into it, so a review is warranted.
We're back at the always lovely Tough Enough house for the final episode. If you didn't know, that was sarcasm, they literally just have beds, etc in the back of the WWE Performance Center. We head over to Amanda who brings up again how Sara(I think they dropped the 'Lee' from her name) is a 'ring rat.' I noticed that Sara did not once shut down those claims, so, can we start calling her "Sara the Slut" now? If she's sleeping her way to the top and in need of a new last name, I just gave a perfect on. Even Sara Lee knows she isn't going to make it in pro wrestling so she's wasting no time in trying to take any shortcuts to get to the top.
By the way, do you think Sara smiles while she's 'sleeping' with these guys? Just a quick thought because she never stops smiling. Never. Stops.
Our four finalists, Sara, Amanda, ZZ, and Josh will be competing in a match against either Alicia Fox or Cesaro.(depending on their gender) Cesaro? FUCK YEAH. Alicia Fox? Why not Natalya?
By the way, do you think Sara smiles while she's 'sleeping' with these guys? Just a quick thought because she never stops smiling. Never. Stops.
Our four finalists, Sara, Amanda, ZZ, and Josh will be competing in a match against either Alicia Fox or Cesaro.(depending on their gender) Cesaro? FUCK YEAH. Alicia Fox? Why not Natalya?
AMANDA(MANDY ROSE) VS ALICIA FOX
Not sure how these matches work. I'm pretty sure it's not being called in the ring and I'm also sure these matches weren't practiced beforehand because they're pretty bad so...... ARE THEY SHOOT WRESTLING RIGHT NOW????
However this match was done, it was sloppy as hell. Alicia looked as good as she could being in the ring with Amanda, but Amanda was whatever. For multiple moves she was hit with, she no sold them and got up before Alicia did. Now, of course, people will say "they haven't learned to sell yet." Really? It doesn't take much to be 10 weeks into a business that even the fans know isn't real, have a match with a wrestler who's been in WWE for years, and sell JUST A LITTLE BIT. Make the move look like it hurt just a little bit.
Here's the match if you haven't seen it.
However this match was done, it was sloppy as hell. Alicia looked as good as she could being in the ring with Amanda, but Amanda was whatever. For multiple moves she was hit with, she no sold them and got up before Alicia did. Now, of course, people will say "they haven't learned to sell yet." Really? It doesn't take much to be 10 weeks into a business that even the fans know isn't real, have a match with a wrestler who's been in WWE for years, and sell JUST A LITTLE BIT. Make the move look like it hurt just a little bit.
Here's the match if you haven't seen it.
SARA LEE(HOPE) VS ALICIA FOX
Here we go...... HERE WE GO!
Worst match of the night, by far.I would tell you what I hated about this match, but I pretty much hated all of it. The beginning was very, very sloppy, Sara hit a somewhat decent Russian Leg Sweep, then Sara fell onto the mat before Fox could hit the Scissors Kick.
Worst match of the night, by far.I would tell you what I hated about this match, but I pretty much hated all of it. The beginning was very, very sloppy, Sara hit a somewhat decent Russian Leg Sweep, then Sara fell onto the mat before Fox could hit the Scissors Kick.
ZZ(THE KING OF THE BAYOU) VS CESARO
This dude went into the match topless. Why? Why on earth would ZZ think it'd be a good idea to go shirtless in this match? To show how out of shape he is? So we see his midsection going in and out, in and out, in and out while he's getting blown up? For whatever reason, it's stupid.
I don't know what I hated more, sitting through a ZZ match, or listening to Paige provide commentary for it. Seriously, Paige is so damn annoying on this show that it's unbelievable. A couple months ago, if I would've seen her in real life, I would do anything in my power to spend a night with here, but after this season of Tough Enough, she has so much "go away heat" with me that it's crazy.
The match was whatever, I guess. ZZ looked 'okay' in this. Not good, but not terrible either. It didn't change how I feel about ZZ in the slightest.
I don't know what I hated more, sitting through a ZZ match, or listening to Paige provide commentary for it. Seriously, Paige is so damn annoying on this show that it's unbelievable. A couple months ago, if I would've seen her in real life, I would do anything in my power to spend a night with here, but after this season of Tough Enough, she has so much "go away heat" with me that it's crazy.
The match was whatever, I guess. ZZ looked 'okay' in this. Not good, but not terrible either. It didn't change how I feel about ZZ in the slightest.
JOSH(THE YETI) VS CESARO
Amanda came out with a passable attire, Sara looked like Mick Foley, ZZ was an alligator, and now Josh comes out in his underwear... literally. Okay...
MY DUDE WAS SELLING THOUGH!!! Yes! I don't think I like anyone on Tough Enough except for Patrick and GiGi, but I have to tell you, Josh is warming up on me. I could very well see myself becoming a fan of his soon. Josh looked good in this match with Cesaro as he did some impressive moves and, as stated, actually sold moves! At one point, Josh was hit with a good uppercut from Cesaro and Josh took a bump straight to hell from it, it was great!
MY DUDE WAS SELLING THOUGH!!! Yes! I don't think I like anyone on Tough Enough except for Patrick and GiGi, but I have to tell you, Josh is warming up on me. I could very well see myself becoming a fan of his soon. Josh looked good in this match with Cesaro as he did some impressive moves and, as stated, actually sold moves! At one point, Josh was hit with a good uppercut from Cesaro and Josh took a bump straight to hell from it, it was great!
THE RESULTS ARE IN!!!
Who is WWE's newest female wrestler?
SARA THE SLUT WITH 64% OF THE VOTES!
This has to be illegal. How do we not get either GiGi, Chelsea, or Amanda as the winner? Any of those 3 actually have potential to be a WWE Diva. See, this is why making this show public voting is a HUGE mistake. Whether the votes are rigged or not, it's some bullsh*t! Sara was not the right person to win at all.
I think either Sara will be in the Performance Center for 3-4 months and then she gets released because she's so bad OR they make her NXT's backstage interviewer or something.
Mark my words, Sara Lee will NEVER be a WWE Diva.
THE RESULTS ARE IN!!!.... again!
Who is WWE's newest male wrestler?
JOSH WITH 70% OF THE VOTES!
I don't have a problem with this at all. If my boy, Patrick isn't winning it, I was okay with either Josh or Tanner winning. ANYONE BUT ZZ! Thank goodness ZZ did not win this. Sure, we have Sara Lee as a winner, but imagine if ZZ won, too? I would be beyond pissed. Josh has A LOT of potential and I see him being successful in WWE. Whether it's NXT champion down the road or a midcarder on the main roster, he'll be a good fit.
Who is WWE's newest female wrestler?
SARA THE SLUT WITH 64% OF THE VOTES!
This has to be illegal. How do we not get either GiGi, Chelsea, or Amanda as the winner? Any of those 3 actually have potential to be a WWE Diva. See, this is why making this show public voting is a HUGE mistake. Whether the votes are rigged or not, it's some bullsh*t! Sara was not the right person to win at all.
I think either Sara will be in the Performance Center for 3-4 months and then she gets released because she's so bad OR they make her NXT's backstage interviewer or something.
Mark my words, Sara Lee will NEVER be a WWE Diva.
THE RESULTS ARE IN!!!.... again!
Who is WWE's newest male wrestler?
JOSH WITH 70% OF THE VOTES!
I don't have a problem with this at all. If my boy, Patrick isn't winning it, I was okay with either Josh or Tanner winning. ANYONE BUT ZZ! Thank goodness ZZ did not win this. Sure, we have Sara Lee as a winner, but imagine if ZZ won, too? I would be beyond pissed. Josh has A LOT of potential and I see him being successful in WWE. Whether it's NXT champion down the road or a midcarder on the main roster, he'll be a good fit.